Bit War XVI

Bit War XVI was an international conflict on The Bastion SMP. It was the main war.

It started when the noblewoman who had founded Shirleyburg died. She had had no children, so there was no heir to the throne. Seeing this, Shirley moved to Shirleyburg and turned it into a nation run by a president. When nations such as Maxandria and DPRJ formed, Shirley decided to conquer the rest of GBS. She sent her forces to take DPRJ from Yaboijackben from across the Canyon Of Shirleyburg. Her troops failed, as Jack fought them off with his baby zombie army.

Shirley turned Shirleyburg into an industrial factory for the war effort, and partly destroyed Definately Island, an action that sent GBS into the war. She built a plane carrier for her planes in the north of Shirleyburg. When she declared war on the other nations, she immediately tried to get Definatelynotawoman onto her side. Failing, she marched on DPRJ and, because Jack's army had been weakened in the first battle, Shirley partly occupied it.

She then marched on Maxandria. Burning the whole nation very badly, she cleared her way to Queengreen01, the supplier of food to GBS.

Shirley sprayed all the crops with pesticides, resulting in the Famine of the Bit War XVI. Her plan was to force them to surrender, and get Shirleyburg a victory. Shirley exiled Jack to his Exile Island. Bastionbeq, Starvy Square, and Ruland were all neutral in the war.

After everyone had surrendered to Shirleyburg, she had her victory.

But then, KalinkaRu started secretly growing produce in Ruland. At night, Kalinkaru would sail into Helen Harbour and secretly give GBS food. When they were strong enough to be independent, they rebelled against Shirleyburg. Shirley snuck out and tried to escape on her plane, where she landed in Ruland. Thinking KalinkaRu was neutral, she begged them for help.

KalinkaRu captured Shirley, and put her on trial at Juremberg. She was then sentenced to life exile on Jack's Exile Island. Shirleyburg was then dissolved, and the land shared by the nations, being turned into a lush countryside.

 Alternative Ending 

Shirley attempted to escape on one of her planes. Unfortunately for her, her plane malfunctioned and crashed into Queengreen01. Alerted by the fire, Cherry came out to investigate, and found Shirley. They took her to Juremberg. She was trialed, and sentenced to life exile on Jack's Exile Island. She also had to agree to The Treaty Of Jersailles.