About Definatelynotawoman

Five uses any pronouns, preferably they/them.

Yes, Five is LGBTQ+ friendly and lesbian, and has been recently married to KingCherry.

Five is also 7'2, despite only being 16 in present time.

Before Definatelynotawoman (or shortly known as Five) was born, their hometown was raided by pillagers and they were forced to be removed from their home. Five was raised in a toxic environment but their mother endeavoured to raise their child with guided politeness, but, unfortunately she died before Woman could comprehend what had actually happened. Their mother, Giselle, was very caring towards Five and cherished every moment she could have until her demise had risen when the pillagers had attacked. Their father was never present as they had left Five and their wife to for another girl that they found on Tinder. Five's father has sparked what had happened in Gzech later on in life. Five will never meet their father, unless...

Now, when growing up at the age of 9, Woman escaped from the Pillagers' clutches and went to the big city, Gzech. But, cities are not always as they seem, so Woman was pulled into a life of gambling, droœgas, and scamming old men for money just to stay in her tiny apartment at the top of the city, which didn't even contain a kitchen. One day, Woman was found cheating on their poker match against a young, rich man and was knocked out by his two bodyguards. They woke up in a rubbish bag in a swamp, miles away from all they knew (taking away one of their canon lives and nothing in their inventory but a feather). Woman had been traveling for 15 months and at that point when turning to their own Island they barely knew any words, and didn't bother to learn any.

Pops had discovered Woman when they were on 2 lives left and very poorly, and took Woman in as their own, introducing Woman to everyone and sustaining their own island, called Definately Island©. While living at said Island, all the food that Five had was two apples, three pieces of rotten flesh and a bag of droœgas that she managed to find on her way there.

Generally, Five spawns in with 2 lives (from her backstory) and a feather called Giselle.

On Definately Island©, Five lives in a small cabin which she makes nose snow (also known as droœgas) and sells it to the land of Shirleyburg, Jack's Exile Island, and many more places continuing to empower their economy but greatly boosting their own and living there, but has now expanded to a second island with a much bigger house.

Please do not misgender or discriminate because of anything said here, it is literally roleplay and you're an internet consumed being. <3