About Shirley

Shirley is a member and an antagonist of the Bastion SMP. She was the leader of Shirleyburg until her exile.

The first documentation of Shirley was in early to mid 2021, where she took over as 1st President Of Shirleyburg. It is likely that is was not called Shirleyburg prior to Shirley's rule. It would also seem that she was not the true heir to Shirleyburg.

When Shirley found out that Shirleyburg had been allied with Definately Island, she thought of a way to gain more power. She used it as a bomb test island, and when Definatelynotawoman saw, Shirley said it was an accident. She then invited Definatelynotawoman into Shirleyburg, and the production of droœgas was still happening, even without the island.

When she incited Bit War XVI when she invaded DPRJ, Shirley immediately put her plan into action. She burned down the Library of Maxandria, and then went to Queengreen01, to sabotage all the produce. She then framed Jack for the Burning of Maxandria and exiled him. She hoped that her destruction would result in a Shirleyburgian victory, and it was, for a few months.

However, when KalinkaRu returned from their travels to their home of Ruland, they secretly smuggled food to GBS, until they could start a rebellion independently from Shirleyburg. Shirley, surprised and low on resources, flew her plane to Ruland. Hoping KalinkaRu was neutral, Shirley asked them to let her stay. KalinkaRu pretended to agree, but then captured Shirley and took her to The Court Of Juremberg. There, she was found guilty of war crimes, and sentenced to life exile to Jack's Exile Island. During the struggle, Shirley lost one of her canon lives.

Alternative Ending

Shirley crashes in Queengreen01 and Cherry captures her and takes her to Juremberg.